Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Category: Bumper Stickers
Idea:
There is no truth in exclamation points
Could a rich white male be our next president?
Can a man, a woman, a nation die from prosperity?
Children- they do as you do, not as you say
Bow Down To Your True God! (drawing of a TV)
Television – THE NEW Social Addiction
God bless the men and women of our country who are willing to murder for our country
(Illustration of a Horse head with blinders on)
Can you take your blinders off?
(Background: a rippled American flag)
Words in front of the flag:
“United against whom? United for what?”
As bad or worse than the Great Goliath, are those that demonize him
It is a tragic thing to be censored from within, and a glorious thing to be censored from without
The Domestication of the Human?
Being against illegal immigration in not racism
Category: Bumper Stickers
Idea:
Does the Vatican still believe the Earth is flat?
Some people’s degree of caution is excessive
Imperialism -> The War on Imperialism -> The War on Terrorism
Perhaps to find how to prevent future terrorism against the USA, we should find out what has truly caused it.
The Selfish Enterprise of Being Nice
The USA is seen by some as an imperialistic world power
Do animals have feelings?
Hate
Kill
Love and get Love
Will we ever become aware of the beauty of the world and everything within it?
Warning: I launch preemptive strikes against any and all tailgaters.
Are humans parasites or symbionts?
Through Christ, Thou shall be pacified
Death by money,
Death by prosperity?
Love is an incredible, viloent, and dangerous place;
so let’s just have sex
In some areas, I’m a socialis
In some areas, I’m a capitalist
In some areas, I’m religious
In some areas, I’m scientific
I Call For A Revolution! Let’s Vote For the Other Party!
Procrastinate Tomorrow
The government can be trusted
Just ask the Native Americans
There’s nothing like getting products from laborers that can’t unionize ($$$)
Truth in the popular world is like gold in a river
Science is a matter of putting great research into finding a simple answer
Do not live in the Future
Do not fixate on the Past
Throw off the shackles of society!
Go Bra-less!
Category: Bumper Stickers
Idea:
The world is shaped by the brave and the passionate
The world is (brought down) by ignorance and cowards
Cleanse yourself of bitterness now;
it will consume you when you’re older.
-And you will be a cancer and a parasite in our society
Embrace deviation that is not unhealthy, for the good of our society
(Probably not originally by me; maybe by sesame street)
I’ve gotta be meee
I’ve gotta be meee
It’s easy to see
To be totally free
I’ve gotta be meee
Democracy is inherently evil
This vehicle gets ____ mpg
I’m for Responsible Firearm Use
Sex Machine
For the No-Bra Movement
True enlightenment requires first, a foundation of freedom.
God bless the U.S. for having that foundation
The USA is, not are
Remember the Civil War
USA – it, not they
Remember the Civil War
An illustration created from the comment of a Georgetown student, sophmore, 3/26/03 6 pm, National Public Radio):
US military as a mop, mopping up a floor flooded with water. The water labeled as “Terrorism”, a faucet gushing out water labeled as “US Foreign Policy”
Willing to risk death in exchange for freedom
Art lovers are perverts
Illustration: Stickman carrying Cross. Stickman labeled “Christian Ideals”; cross labeled “Creationism”
Title: Death by Bible
The United States Province of Iraq
Animals do it in the wild
Bitter people are Ignorant
I/We used to think
Mainstream Everything Supports a Comatose
I Support the War on Freedom
No Respect for Leaders who use the Word Evil
Hey USA, Let’s support a democratic Iran! LoL!*
*inside joke
Information is not the enemy of a true religion
Thank God for Darwin
We must stop lying. When we lie we no longer live in reality.
Life is funny
Category: Bumper Stickers
Idea:
Poster from a Rolling Stone Magazine- Uncle Sam as a faux herion addict addicted and shooting up foreign oil
also
The same illustration with illegal Mexican immigrants (somehow) substituted for the oil
Bring Back Bill Nye the Science Guy!
I’m generally against generalities
I’m generally against generalizations
People who generalize are evil!
People who generalize are idiots.
Quote from a different author:
“Politicians are like Diapers,
They need to be changed often
And for the same reason!
Quote from different author:
It’s a Baby not a Choice
Teach Perspective
Justify the murder of civilians! Free Palestine!
Professional Driver
Closed Course
US Security Agencies cut the grass while US Foreign Policy waters the roots of violence
Praise ___________ ! (Insert Icon Here)
From the music band Phish:
“The terrible thing about Hell is that when you’re there you can’t really tell”
Religion! Shed your intellectual ignorance!
(to survive, and for the good of the world)
Bacteria fighting each other, with each labeled a different religion.
“Cult Soup”
Poster- Martin Luther King Jr’s “I have a dream” speech, with “Illegal Immigrants” substituted in wherever minorities are mentioned.
Guns = Freedom Insurance
Families must start raising Children or God help our society
Category: Bumper Stickers
Idea:
I’m semi-racist.
I don’t like really, really black people, but I’m okay with really black people.
It’s time Christianity was held responsible for its followers
It’s time Islam was held responsible for its followers
God is in the Details
So is Satan
(A rainbow that is just a band of black and a band of white
Homophobic? You’re just Heterophobic
Homophobic? I’m just Heterosexual
Come Bigots, Racists,
Wallow in your ignorance!
Sex is Grrrrrrrreeeat!
Gambling: The official tax on idiots
I am ___________, and I want everyone to know it
America, Say No to Middle East Crude
(Image of Middle East Crude with “No smoking” symbol over it)
Don’t expect an adventure and you shall have one,
Expect an adventure and you shall have many
Illustration- Two circles next to each other, an arm reaching up from each circle. “Woman” in on circle, “Man” in the other. They are reaching towards “Freedom”. “Children” are below the circles.
Hey Independence! What About the Kids?
Beware the Wrath of __________ (fill in name)
A male without honor is not a man
A female without honor is not a woman
Polygamy for Cults!
Sodomy for Religions!
Live healthy
Live passionately
Live
Watch TV
Fry your mind!
(Illustrations- Deer facing a house. Deer is labeled “Mankind”. Deer has a spiral for its eye. On the house is a hunter labeled “Business”. In front of the hunter a television projection its images to the deer.
The head of a person with a spiral eye, gaping mouth, in front of a television.
)
Video systems enslave the creative energy of our society.
Just because you support the idea, do not support the man.
Just because you support the man, do not support the idea.
Poster
(An Anti-choice picket line in front of a kid going to shoot up his school. Kid says- “Hey, I’m
exercising my freedom of choice, you can’t stop e from exercising my freedom of choice”)
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